I am a catastrophe on legs.

I can't seem to go more than a week without damaging my extremities lately!! My friends all think it's hilarious that I'm such a massive clutz!

A couple of weeks ago, you'll recall, I hurt myself playing baseball with my co-workers. Then on Saturday, while at a Staggette for my girlfriend, I twisted my ankle while dancing, but I was too drunk to notice, and I danced on it all night. Then, yesterday, I slammed my poor baby toe into my bed frame and actually caused it to bleed.

So, needless to say, I'm a hobbling freak!!

My boyfriend, Geoff, thinks it's funny that he's dating a walking time bomb. I told him that it's contagious and he's going to hurt himself next (now watch karma at work...) Mwahaha!! That'll teach him to mock!!

Anyways, I guess I'm going to take a few weeks off of activities that could result in further damage to my body!